If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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