Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm passing your future prison.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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