I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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