don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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