Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Operation Purity has been aborted
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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