Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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