Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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