: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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