You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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