If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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