ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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