I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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