How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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