yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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