Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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