your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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