I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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