I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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