I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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