of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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