So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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