Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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