Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
God, you're like boner-b-gone
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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