? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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