Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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