you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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