office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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