id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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