is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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