Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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