I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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