And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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