If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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