i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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