she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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