Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
