Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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