Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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