No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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