absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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