hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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