? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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