she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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