I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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