she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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