I wanna bring you to show and tell
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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