The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
3 2 1 whiskey
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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