OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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