If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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