are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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