i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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