So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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