Are we in a gay sports bar?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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