where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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