id be glad to
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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